Post-Draft
2026 PROJECTED STANDINGS
Where the Ripper Radar model has every team finishing next season. Orange rows are the projected playoff six. A double outline = crashing the party after missing it in 2025.
| # | Team | 2026 Proj | Playoffs |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Doctors | 10-4 | IN |
| 2 | benjamin buttons NEW | 10-4 | IN |
| 3 | One BUTTON After Another | 9-5 | IN |
| 4 | Backpocket Burgers | 9-5 | IN |
| 5 | epsteindidntdrafthimself | 8-6 | IN |
| 6 | Abernathy Antelopes NEW | 8-6 | IN |
| 7 | slippery snakes | 7-7 | BUBBLE |
| 8 | The Jahanas Brothers | 7-7 | BUBBLE |
| 9 | Chuba Chuba Dike | 6-8 | OUT |
| 10 | Puffin Island | 5-9 | OUT |
| 11 | Ward Hogs | 4-10 | OUT |
| 12 | Russini’s AI (.) (.) | 4-10 | OUT |
ROAD TO THE PLAYOFFS
projected win pace, weeks 1-14Dotted line = the projected playoff cut (8 wins). Colored lines make it, gray lines don't. A double outline means predicted in this year after missing last year.
PACE IS PROJECTED FROM FINAL RECORD, NOT A SCHEDULE SIM · TAP A CHIP TO SOLO A TEAM
THE PECKING ORDER
1 The Doctors Medsker • 12-2 in 2025 12-2 pedigree, three startable QBs, zero holes 10-4 IN
B
2 benjamin buttons Jonny • 5-9 in 2025 League's top total value after the Gibbs strike 10-4 IN A-
3 One BUTTON After Another Rajib • 8-6 in 2025 Maye, Nacua, Nabers, Taylor. Young and loaded 9-5 IN B
4 Backpocket Burgers Kenny • 8-6 in 2025 Elite QB room plus a deep WR shelf, RB answered at 1.07 9-5 IN A-
5 epsteindidntdrafthimself Travis • 8-6 in 2025 Bijan and Lamb carry a roster with age creeping in 8-6 IN B-
6 Abernathy Antelopes Geoff • 6-8 in 2025 Bowers and the u-24 core arrive, QB room is the drag 8-6 IN B+
7 slippery snakes Jeremy • 5-9 in 2025 Lamar now, Mendoza next. Quietly dangerous 7-7 BUBBLE B+
8 The Jahanas Brothers Squirelly • 7-7 in 2025 Elite skill talent, worst QB room in the league 7-7 BUBBLE C+
9 Chuba Chuba Dike Jasson • 6-8 in 2025 Caleb and JJ are real, the RB room is duct tape 6-8 OUT B+
10 Puffin Island Josh • 6-8 in 2025 Daniels keeps them honest while the QB lottery tickets cook 5-9 OUT A-
11 Ward Hogs Mark • 9-5 in 2025 Deliberately punting 2026. Do not confuse patience with weakness 4-10 OUT A+
12 Russini's AI (.) (.) Shariati • 4-10 in 2025 Love changes the future, not the present. WR room is a desert 4-10 OUT A-