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DRAFT-DAY AWARDS

Six superlatives from the Ripper Radar desk, then the raw market math. Bring your grievances to the group chat.

Turned Gibbs and Ridley into 1.02 Carnell Tate, nine picks, Chase Brown, and Jonny's 2027 first. A full-scale, disciplined teardown executed in one morning.

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Boldest Move

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Two firsts and Chase Brown for Jahmyr Gibbs, then bought 1.04 and 1.10 mid-draft. Jonny left with Gibbs, Tyson, and Cooper. All gas.

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Steal of the Draft

Puffin Island

Carson Beck at 2.05. Arizona cut Kyler in March, Brissett's deal is in a standoff, and Beck may open camp competing to start. QB2 upside at a round-2 price in Superflex.

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Value Pick

The Doctors

Antonio Williams at 2.06 after trading out of 1.12 and getting their own 2027 second back. The champs paid nothing and still got a round-1-graded slot WR.

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Biggest Reach

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Kenyon Sadiq at 1.08 off a May 28 hernia surgery and a lost spring, in a league with zero TE premium. Talent is real, price was not.

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Chalk Done Right

Russini's AI (.) (.)

Jeremiyah Love at 1.01. No overthinking. The class crown jewel walks into a vacated Arizona backfield and instantly becomes their second-best asset.

▲ STEALS

by the market math

5.07 Eli Raridon TE The Jahanas Brothers • value rank #38 of 60, went pick 55 +17 4.11 Oscar Delp TE The Jahanas Brothers • value rank #33 of 60, went pick 47 +14 3.07 De'Zhaun Stribling WR Backpocket Burgers • value rank #18 of 60, went pick 31 +13 4.01 Jalen Nailor WR Russini’s AI (.) (.) • value rank #25 of 60, went pick 37 +12 4.08 Kirk Cousins QB epsteindidntdrafthimself • value rank #32 of 60, went pick 44 +12

▼ REACHES

by the market math

3.05 Kevin Coleman WR Puffin Island • value rank #53 of 60, went pick 29 -24 3.02 Adam Randall RB One BUTTON After Another • value rank #47 of 60, went pick 26 -21 2.04 Chris Brazzell WR Chuba Chuba Dike • value rank #29 of 60, went pick 16 -13 2.03 Emmett Johnson RB Abernathy Antelopes • value rank #27 of 60, went pick 15 -12 2.10 Mike Washington RB Ward Hogs • value rank #34 of 60, went pick 22 -12

Delta = pick number vs the player's value rank among the 60 drafted. Pure market math, no feelings. It lags breaking news, which is why the editorial steal (Beck at 2.05) doesn't chart here.